so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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