she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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