Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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