i just wanna soil my oats bro
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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