She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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