Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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