you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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