Swine flu. Run for my life!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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