You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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