How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
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my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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