so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
