Where did you get a picture of my penis
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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