Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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