i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
We talked him into tasing himself.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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