Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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