Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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