8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
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i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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