Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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