Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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