you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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