Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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