weddingsv make me drug and hornr
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Randomize
