In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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