yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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