But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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