There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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