i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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