dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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