i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
