I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I wear drunk well.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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