I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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