She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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