"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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