Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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