You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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