Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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