Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
People With No Siblings Will Never Understand These 23 Things
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
25 Seemingly Normal Things That Give Some People Massive Anxiety
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers