Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(805): View more from California

do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?

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(862): View more from New Jersey

Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.

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(907): View more from Alaska

There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts

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(631): View more from New York

I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me

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(904): View more from Florida

Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist

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