I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Come back. Shots need mouths.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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