I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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