Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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my text book just quoted the cookie monster
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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