You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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