too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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