You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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