yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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