is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school