We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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