What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
