Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
