these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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