I love black thongs
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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