Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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