just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize