paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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