I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
When are your genitals available?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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