My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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