She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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