I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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